Description:
Sometimes insulting rather than disgusting or humorous.
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Nudist club
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A guy applied to join a nudist club. "Exactly what do you do here?" he asked. "It's quite simple," said the club secretary, "We take off all our clothes and commune with nature." "Cool," said the guy...count me in!!!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Queers." A... more »
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A step up the ladder
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Maurice, a young Jew comes to North London and applies for a job as caretaker at the Edgware Synagogue. The synagogue committee were just about to offer him the job when they discover that he is illiterate. They decide for many reasons that it would be inappropriate to have an illiterate caretaker. So Maurice leaves and decides to forge a career... more »
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Mistakes and corrections
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The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in a row – the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day’s mistake. MONDAY: For sale: R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Phone 948-0707 after 7 P.M. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap. TUESDAY Notice: We regret having erred In R.D. Jones’ ad yesterday. It... more »
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A suspect’s side pose
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A policeman was interviewing 3 candidates who were getting trained to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first candidate a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?” The first candidate answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast... more »
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Patrolman in Hospital
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A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could... more »
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Contracepion
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In 1761 the Welsh invented the condom made from a sheep's bladder. In 1762 the English modified this invention by removing the bladder from the sheep first!!!
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Reasons to go to school
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One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.” SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go ... Read full story here : [link] Subscribe to latest stories on this website :... more »
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Dentist Appointment
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After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend, Jerry remembered he had a dentist appointment. He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss 8 times & on top of that gargled 1 liter of Listerine. As he arrived at the dentist he sucked 2 strong mints. His turn came up &... more »
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