Description:
Sometimes insulting rather than disgusting or humorous.
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Contracepion
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In 1761 the Welsh invented the condom made from a sheep's bladder. In 1762 the English modified this invention by removing the bladder from the sheep first!!!
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Reasons to go to school
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One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.” SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go ... Read full story here : [link] Subscribe to latest stories on this website :... more »
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Dentist Appointment
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After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend, Jerry remembered he had a dentist appointment. He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss 8 times & on top of that gargled 1 liter of Listerine. As he arrived at the dentist he sucked 2 strong mints. His turn came up &... more »
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More muslim jokes
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Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a dead horse? A. It's no fun beating a dead horse. Q. What do you say to a Muslim with his arm all the way up a camel's rump? A. "Having car trouble?" Mohammed heard one of his wives was leaving him, so he rushed home where he found her on the carpet in front of the tent with her belongings; he sat... more »
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Muslim jokes
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A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for an inflatable doll. "Would you like male or female?" "Female, please." "Would you like Black or White?" "White, please." "Would you like Christian or Muslim?" This question confused the man, so he asked, "What has the religion got to... more »
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Obama the Anti-Christ?
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Is Obama the anti-Christ? [link] who but a flaming anti-Christ would support the building of a hated enemy mosque on 911's ground zero? 70% of Americans hate the idea. 29% think it's a good idea and 1% have already bought a sniper rifle to take Obama out.... more »
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Two Aliens and Gas Pump
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Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.... more »
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