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Re: 03/06/10 Puns

tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us (Tim Bruening) — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 11:09:32 UT

When I first learned about a woman named Mary, I went to Central Park to meter.

Re: 007/007/007 Puns

tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us (Tim Bruening) — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 11:06:38 UT

Tim wrote:
WB: A buzzing TV network.
ABC: An ocean of buzzing TV insects.
NBC: Another such ocean.
CBS: TV network of male cow manure (as illustrated by their now infamous
Super Bowl half time show!).
TNT: A dynamite TV network.
ESPN: The psychic sports network.

11 April Puns

tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us (Tim Bruening) — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 21:23:23 UT

WB: A buzzing TV network.
ABC: An ocean of buzzing TV insects.
NBC: Another such ocean.
CBS: TV network of male cow manure (as illustrated by their now infamous
Super Bowl half time show!).
TNT: A dynamite TV network.
ESPN: The psychic sports network.

Re: 03/06/10 Puns

i.m.k...@aol.com (Keith E.) — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 17:40:51 UT

Just before the big shootout in front of the Tiny Town Saloon, we all
heard Sir F. A. Rien <jaSP...@gbr.online.com> say:
No, greet 'er 'n meat 'er.

Re: 03/06/10 Puns

jasp...@gbr.online.com (Sir F. A. Rien) — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 15:47:54 UT

JonC <j.isleofwigh...@omitgmail.com > found these unused words:
Meter 'n greeter?

attacked by a bear

skene...@gmail.com (silvije kenezić) — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 09:43:38 UT

[link]

Re: 03/06/10 Puns

tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us (Tim Bruening) — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 07:21:06 UT

JonC wrote:
How do you meticize a date?

Re: 03/06/10 Puns

j.isleofwigh...@omitgmail.com (JonC) — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:46:24 UT

In article <4B9244C7.C38F5...@pop.dcn.dav is.ca.us>,
tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us says...
Come on, get metric for heavens sake, go to a metre sale and buy a
metre.

Re: 1 To The 2, 3 To The 2 Puns

tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us (Tim Bruening) — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 09:19:38 UT

Rooper: Price of a baby kangaroo.

1 To The 2, 3 To The 2 Puns

tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us (Tim Bruening) — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 09:19:31 UT

Indy 500: Demon car race.
Judo: Martial arts female deer or pastry.
Putty: Golfers' beverage.
Sandy: Demon on the beach.
Toady: Frog demon.
Trendy: Fashionable demon.

1 To The 2, 3 To the 2 Puns

tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us (Tim Bruening) — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 09:18:37 UT

Demerit: Demon that takes off points.
Demise: Dead demon.
Demolish: Demons that D-stroy buildings.
Demote: A water barrier around a demon castle.
Demote: Demon that reduces people in rank.

In Just 3 Words...

gravce.ta...@yahoo.com (juve11) — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 02:11:30 UT

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an
exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered. She was so striking
that the man could not take his eyes away from her.
The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare & walked directly
towards him. Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude,

Beers for everyone!

basdf...@yahoo.com (Marciano) — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:02:29 UT

A guy walked into a bar and said
"Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender."
But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have the money, so the
bartender beat him up.
The next day the guy did the same thing, ordered a beer for everyone,
even the bartender, and the bartender beat him up since the guy
couldn't pay.

4 March Puns

stop.nospam.gb...@shaw.ca (Gufus) — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 02:20:50 UT

Hi Tim,
Thursday March 04 2010, Tim Bruening writes to All:
> XPost: alt.humor, rec.humor, mn.humor
> XPost: alt.test.test.a
> From: tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us
> Pretext: Before writing.
> Shell Ling: Chinese oil.
> Shell Ling: Chinese artillery.
> Shell Ling: Chinese turtle.
> Slip Ping: Greased Chinese.

03/06/10 Puns

tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us (Tim Bruening) — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:07:26 UT

Soupcon: A scam involving a mostly liquid refreshment.
Souring: Bad tasting ring.
Sourcing: Song of rising.
Sorting: Rising bell.