http://groups.google.com.ag/group/alt.tasteless.jokes Sometimes insulting rather than disgusting or humorous. 2010-03-09T02:20:50Z Google Groups Gufus stop.nospam.gb...@shaw.ca 2010-03-09T02:20:50Z http://groups.google.com.ag/group/alt.tasteless.jokes/browse_thread/thread/15ae3240176a2c21/0ecbb1478f7fd58f?show_docid=0ecbb1478f7fd58f

Hi Tim, <br> Thursday March 04 2010, Tim Bruening writes to All: <br> &gt; XPost: alt.humor, rec.humor, mn.humor <br> &gt; XPost: alt.test.test.a <br> &gt; From: tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us <br> &gt; Pretext: Before writing. <br> &gt; Shell Ling: Chinese oil. <br> &gt; Shell Ling: Chinese artillery. <br> &gt; Shell Ling: Chinese turtle. <br> &gt; Slip Ping: Greased Chinese.

Tim Bruening tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us 2010-03-06T12:07:26Z http://groups.google.com.ag/group/alt.tasteless.jokes/browse_thread/thread/dbc596699284b9f4/6cc682e801127fcd?show_docid=6cc682e801127fcd

Soupcon: A scam involving a mostly liquid refreshment. <br> Souring: Bad tasting ring. <br> Sourcing: Song of rising. <br> Sorting: Rising bell.

Tim Bruening tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us 2010-03-06T12:06:53Z http://groups.google.com.ag/group/alt.tasteless.jokes/browse_thread/thread/dbc596699284b9f4/d205d214dd9015b3?show_docid=d205d214dd9015b3

Congest: Against jokes. <br> Conquest: Against intellectual inquiry. <br> Digest: To die laughing. <br> Embed: M shaped sleeping furniture.

Tim Bruening tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us 2010-03-06T12:06:41Z http://groups.google.com.ag/group/alt.tasteless.jokes/browse_thread/thread/dbc596699284b9f4/047f840496f90f62?show_docid=047f840496f90f62

Futile: back to Home Depot for another box <br> Motile: they never stay where you put them. <br> Motile: what you brought back from Home Depot <br> Erectile dysfunction: Not able to put a floor covering in a Viagra <br> factory. <br> Infantile: Floor covering in a nursery. <br> Projectile: Throwing your floor covering out to the very last row of the

Tim Bruening tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us 2010-03-06T12:06:30Z http://groups.google.com.ag/group/alt.tasteless.jokes/browse_thread/thread/dbc596699284b9f4/dbc42fefeb378ef3?show_docid=dbc42fefeb378ef3

Avoidance: I don't want to go to the dance. Nor do I want any ants. <br> Avoidant: Ant that stays away. <br> Clairvoyant: Ant that can see beyond its eyeshot. <br> Concourse: Against golf. <br> Optimist: Happy fog. <br> Pessimist: Sad fog.

Tim Bruening tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us 2010-03-06T12:06:17Z http://groups.google.com.ag/group/alt.tasteless.jokes/browse_thread/thread/dbc596699284b9f4/2a6ec06d346395ee?show_docid=2a6ec06d346395ee

Overcharge: Levitating above your credit card. <br> Undercharge: Using your credit card as a golf umbrella at Pebble Beach. <br> Circle: A pi knight. <br> Servent: An airy knight. <br> Surpass: A mountain knight. <br> Surround: A fat knight.

Tim Bruening tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us 2010-03-06T12:06:05Z http://groups.google.com.ag/group/alt.tasteless.jokes/browse_thread/thread/dbc596699284b9f4/124f0f05fb09645b?show_docid=124f0f05fb09645b

Surcharge: A knight on credit. <br> Surcharge: A night on credit. (either a hotel or a hooker on your VISA <br> card). <br> Surcharge: Surfing off the California coast on a credit card.

Tim Bruening tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us 2010-03-06T12:05:49Z http://groups.google.com.ag/group/alt.tasteless.jokes/browse_thread/thread/dbc596699284b9f4/d08faa071529416b?show_docid=d08faa071529416b

Surcharge: A knight on credit. <br> Surcharge: Surfing the waves on a credit card. <br> Surcharge: An electrical knight.

Tim Bruening tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us 2010-03-06T12:05:36Z http://groups.google.com.ag/group/alt.tasteless.jokes/browse_thread/thread/dbc596699284b9f4/5475ca696287fc4a?show_docid=5475ca696287fc4a

A-Maizing Grace, How Sweet The Sound...... <br> Please don't Lie, Ma Bean! <br> Sublime: Undersea citrus tree. <br> You are a grape human bean.

Tim Bruening tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us 2010-03-06T12:05:07Z http://groups.google.com.ag/group/alt.tasteless.jokes/browse_thread/thread/dbc596699284b9f4/c67f1e5806391748?show_docid=c67f1e5806391748

Beckham: A bird-pig crossbreed.

Tim Bruening tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us 2010-03-06T12:04:23Z http://groups.google.com.ag/group/alt.tasteless.jokes/browse_thread/thread/dbc596699284b9f4/e22817970662ea09?show_docid=e22817970662ea09

nemo wrote: <br> I went to a yard sale, yet they refused to sell me their yard.

Tim Bruening tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us 2010-03-05T07:39:52Z http://groups.google.com.ag/group/alt.tasteless.jokes/browse_thread/thread/15ae3240176a2c21/65e6706af31766d0?show_docid=65e6706af31766d0

Pretext: Before writing. <br> Shell Ling: Chinese oil. <br> Shell Ling: Chinese artillery. <br> Shell Ling: Chinese turtle. <br> Slip Ping: Greased Chinese.

Tim Bruening tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us 2010-03-05T07:17:17Z http://groups.google.com.ag/group/alt.tasteless.jokes/browse_thread/thread/bd29f21a3ca67be5/bf4734441e864ddb?show_docid=bf4734441e864ddb

An also a neck romancer? <br> Romancer: Knight in love.

Tim Bruening tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us 2010-03-05T07:17:13Z http://groups.google.com.ag/group/alt.tasteless.jokes/browse_thread/thread/bd29f21a3ca67be5/30f8a06ea7f22bbf?show_docid=30f8a06ea7f22bbf

Alarming: Chinese vase that alerts the guards. <br> Balming: Round Chinese vase. <br> Blaming: Accusative vase. <br> Booming: Loud vase. <br> Bumming: Unkempt vase.

Tim Bruening tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us 2010-03-05T07:17:08Z http://groups.google.com.ag/group/alt.tasteless.jokes/browse_thread/thread/bd29f21a3ca67be5/d699f6ad349c6920?show_docid=d699f6ad349c6920

Calming: Vase that reduces stress. <br> Homing: Vase of a hooker. <br> Grooming: Male vase that's about to get married. <br> Rooming: Vase for a genie. <br> Warming: Aggressive vase. <br> Warming: Hot vase.