Buying the town of Cooperstown NY, was a joke. I made the entire thing
up, the fact is that Roger and Barry both have far better things to do
with their time and vast resources than that. However there is a
bright side, I did manage to get Pete Rose interested in baseball
again, he is rumored to have been up all night on the phone with the
Vegas boys making hypnotic chanting noises, waiting for the right
inspiration perhaps.........

Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds have just formed
a business partnership and BOUGHT Cooperstown. No not the Hall of
Fame
in Cooperstown, they bought the entire town of Cooperstown.

Again, this is breaking news, so there is no joke as of yet.

For more information, tune to your local news channel, this story is
unfolding as we speak. Please remain calm, all is
well...................