Yea I know, I'm always serious, but this time I am, seriously.
Anyways, is there any existing law that would prohibit Roger Clemens
from building and opening his own Hall Of Fame and only letting in the
people that he wants? Inclusion would be largely be based on a
symbiotic relationship between stats and human skeletal muscle size,
as well as forehead thickness or Clown College Honorees (eggheads).
Roger could include special exhibits of receipts, stuff pulled from
garbage bins, disposals and stuff retrieved from toilet pipes
everywhere. There would be autographed photos of Roger at Jose's house
actually judging the jiggling party (perhaps even a video). You think
that it's fantasy, but Canseco has already applied for the job of tour
guide, he has even offered to build his own office and concession
stand behind the dumpster (all sales strictly final and CASH only
please). Just as the Museum of Natural History has the Hall of
Science (I ain't been there in a while) anyway Rogers HOF would have
the Hall of Before and After. You would pass over a scale on entry and
your weight would register normal, on the way out you would pass over
another scale with double weight as you viewed yourself in front of a
funhouse mirror, as one of those roller coaster cameras snaps your
gasping photo, then there would be Jose. So what do ya think, it's
not all that odd, I mean Barnum made millions off people eating live
chicken heads and the like. If it were built would you go? if you
wanted to, would Roger let you?
Oh what about Barry, you say? he isn't in the museum, personality
conflict of sorts, that's all I know for sure. However Barry is
scheduled to make special appearances just off the grounds to hit
autographed balls over the parking lot and museum, for fans to chase.
In all seriousness, I just really really really hope that they are not
my balls..................
PS. Fact, I wrote that, but you were compelled to read it. What does
that say?
http://www.televisiontunes.com/Roadrunner_-_1966_-_Closing_Theme.html
Cheerios.........
