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Re: BLIND GOSSIP 01/05/09 BLIND ITEM

2009-01-06T05:00:37Z

On Mon, 5 Jan 2009 16:53:08 -0800 (PST), "Smokie Darling (Annie)"
<Barnabus1...@yahoo.com> felt compelled by mysterious forces to say:
the Twilight stars were my first thought, too. he seems to have been
photographed out at clubs a lot since the film came out.
--dez
...a pistol-hot cup of Dez...
"Chef of chicanery, your buns are mine!"

Re: Al Frnken: Likely An Illegitimate Victor Courtesy Minnesota Vote Funny Business

2009-01-06T04:54:58Z

Yeah, we all remember the time he gave the UN Security Council the
finger and invaded a nonstrategic country based on faulty
intelligence, killing hundreds or thousands and displacing millions in
the process.
Oh..wait a minute...

Re: Scientologists clear up Jett Travolta death misconceptions (oh, well, that's okay then!)

2009-01-06T04:53:58Z

In article
<90f6fd19-6a3b-45bf-b41c-a4eaa 0430...@i18g2000prf.googlegrou ps.com>,
The Scientologists decide what is medical and what is not.
Some of us wonder what other conditions Travolta's son had. He seems on
camera to be developmentally disabled. Clearly, he is overweight.
None of this makes him less lovable but does suggest the Travolta family

Re: Al Frnken: Likely An Illegitimate Victor Courtesy Minnesota Vote Funny Business

2009-01-06T04:53:05Z

Franken's hilarious. I have every book he's written. "Operation
Chickenhawk" is a classic.

Re: Al Frnken: Likely An Illegitimate Victor Courtesy Minnesota Vote Funny Business

2009-01-06T04:51:00Z

I'd be worried if Republicans didn't think he was an asshole.

Scientologists clear up Jett Travolta death misconceptions (oh, well, that's okay then!)

2009-01-06T04:34:15Z

More accurate headline: "MSNBC publishes online article allowing
Scientologist to LIE and cover up 2nd degree manslaughter of autistic
boy"
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Scientologists clear up Travolta misconceptions
Plus: Bristol Palin's BASTARD gets a gift from PETA; John Mayer waxes
on about Wentz
By Courtney Hazlett
The Scoop

Re: Al Frnken: Likely An Illegitimate Victor Courtesy Minnesota Vote Funny Business

2009-01-06T04:33:20Z

Franken is a lunatic.

Re: Hector 'Pee Boy' Camacho gets ripped off by one of his b!tches!!!

2009-01-06T04:24:42Z

On Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:55:36 -0600, FERRANTE
Shame on you! The man has not been right in his head for a long and
has manifested brain trauma syndrome that has effected his acting out
and inability to control himself or his judgement. What is happening
to this man is a downward spiral into total mental chaos.

Re: No More Biological children For Angelina Jolie?

2009-01-06T04:23:01Z

On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:15:35 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities, darnell9...@msn.com (Darnell
L.) arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
...
...
... Fixed!!!!
Trying to get adopted, Coward?
=====
It sounds much better in French, but then, everything does.

Re: Pattinson defends drug addict Ledger

2009-01-06T04:22:27Z

On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:14:48 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities, darnell9...@msn.com (Darnell
L.) arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 11:21:54 -0800 (PST), jaimej78
...
... >LOS ANGELES, Dec. 30 (UPI) -- British actor Robert Pattinson booed and
... >yelled at a comedian who poked fun of Australian actor Heath Ledger's

Re: ISRAELI ATTACK MASSACRES 200 PALESTINIANS: WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE FROM HYPOCIRTE FAR LEFT PHONY USA JEWISH POLITICAL LEADERS?

2009-01-06T04:21:09Z

With Barney the Dinosaur as a mentor, The Starmaker
The world does not only consist of Muslims, Neo-Nazis and Leftwing
nutcases.
===USA===
Justice will be served
And the battle will rage
This big dog will fight
When you rattle his cage
And youll be sorry that you messed with
The U.S. of A.
cause well put a boot in your ass

Re: ISRAELI ATTACK MASSACRES 200 PALESTINIANS: WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE FROM HYPOCIRTE FAR LEFT PHONY USA JEWISH POLITICAL LEADERS?

2009-01-06T04:21:06Z

With Barney the Dinosaur as a mentor, The Starmaker
Hamas kills innocent citizens using terrorism.
The IDF kills citizens because Hamas uses their homes, schools and
mosques to launch mortars and rockets from and store their weapons.
You sound like a Hamas useful idiot to me!
===USA===
Justice will be served

Re: ISRAELI ATTACK MASSACRES 200 PALESTINIANS: WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE FROM HYPOCIRTE FAR LEFT PHONY USA JEWISH POLITICAL LEADERS?

2009-01-06T04:21:05Z

With Barney the Dinosaur as a mentor, The Starmaker
Here's a "no brainer." Don't throw rocks, no problem.
===USA===
Justice will be served
And the battle will rage
This big dog will fight
When you rattle his cage
And youll be sorry that you messed with
The U.S. of A.
cause well put a boot in your ass

Re: Angelina Jolie's BASTARD factory closed for business?

2009-01-06T04:21:02Z

On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:13:02 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities, darnell9...@msn.com (Darnell
L.) arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... Fixed!!!
Ok, Mikki, Darnedly, Betty or whatever your name - go visit the bottom of the Pacific, on
foot if you please. You'll never get laid, live with it.

Re: Bristol Palin gets a gift from PETA

2009-01-06T04:20:40Z

Personally, I don't peta gives a crap about the Palins, they just wanted a
headline. And MSNBC is right there to give it to them.

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Re: BLIND GOSSIP 01/05/09 **BLIND ITEM**

Re: Al Frnken: Likely An Illegitimate Victor Courtesy Minnesota Vote Funny Business

Re: *Scientologists* clear up Jett Travolta death misconceptions (oh, well, that's okay then!)

Re: Al Frnken: Likely An Illegitimate Victor Courtesy Minnesota Vote Funny Business

Re: Al Frnken: Likely An Illegitimate Victor Courtesy Minnesota Vote Funny Business

*Scientologists* clear up Jett Travolta death misconceptions (oh, well, that's okay then!)

Re: Al Frnken: Likely An Illegitimate Victor Courtesy Minnesota Vote Funny Business

Re: Hector 'Pee Boy' Camacho gets ripped off by one of his b!tches!!!

Re: No More Biological children For Angelina Jolie?

Re: Pattinson defends drug addict Ledger

Re: ISRAELI ATTACK MASSACRES 200 PALESTINIANS: WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE FROM HYPOCIRTE FAR LEFT PHONY USA JEWISH POLITICAL LEADERS?

Re: ISRAELI ATTACK MASSACRES 200 PALESTINIANS: WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE FROM HYPOCIRTE FAR LEFT PHONY USA JEWISH POLITICAL LEADERS?

Re: ISRAELI ATTACK MASSACRES 200 PALESTINIANS: WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE FROM HYPOCIRTE FAR LEFT PHONY USA JEWISH POLITICAL LEADERS?

Re: Angelina Jolie's BASTARD factory closed for business?

Re: Bristol Palin gets a gift from PETA

Re: BLIND GOSSIP 01/05/09 BLIND ITEM

Re: Scientologists clear up Jett Travolta death misconceptions (oh, well, that's okay then!)

Scientologists clear up Jett Travolta death misconceptions (oh, well, that's okay then!)